December 2001 Archives

Damn near everybody I

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Damn near everybody I know is out of town for New Year's, so I haven't been able to make any plans. St. Louis had a First Night celebration a couple years ago, but no more. However, it turns out that across the river in Alton, Illinois there's going to be a First Night Riverbend. It's either that, or sit around and futz with the computer like any other night of the year. [via STLtoday]

My trip down to

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My trip down to Mississippi was pretty nice. It's a pretty long drive from St. Louis to Long Beach, but I broke up with an overnight hotel stay just south of Memphis. My parents were glad to see me, and I them, and we had a good quiet week together. I was a bit miserable with allergies, as I always am on short spells in the humid, spore-filled atmosphere of the Mississippi Gulf coast, but I adapted after a few days, and didn't manage to catch the rather horrific cold which my mother caught mid-week. I ate lots of good food, both my mother's incredible holiday cooking and a few trips to old favorite restaurants. Christmas was bountiful for all concerned; I'll talk about toys later. I managed to work in a little day trip to New Orleans, a cool place just to wander around, as well as one of the few truly unique cities in North America. On the trip back up, I stopped at my Grandmother's for a visit. I was particularly glad that the snows had not yet fallen on my drive back up, though the stretch of I-55 through northeast Arkansas and the Missouri bootheel remains one of the most mind-numbingly boring stretches of road I have to deal with from time to time. I was relieved to finally get home, though; and yes, I did eventually manage to catch up on all my mail last night.

I'm just back from

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I'm just back from a week of vacation, the office is closed tomorrow, and half the office — including, most significantly, my boss — is taking the day off. I smell a nice, quiet catch-up day.

And just because I

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And just because I haven't had time to bitch about it lately, I'd like to remind everyone that hardware-based copy protection is evil.

Well, I'm home. Not

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Well, I'm home. Not that I can check my e-mail or anything, because the company that hosts my mail, this website, and a ton of other things, is downdowndowndowndown. Probably due to all the spam I haven't been around to download all week. Update: No sooner do I post than the whole bleedin' domain is back up again. Now let's see if I can download 500 frickin' e-mails without a crash (yeah right).

I'm not dead, it's

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I'm not dead, it's just that my only internet access this week is via AOL.

Well, I'm out of

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Well, I'm out of here. I'm heading down to Mississippi to spend Christmas with my parents; updates may occur, but don't count on it. In the meantime, Happy Holidays!

I wish somebody would

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I wish somebody would explain to me the point of ordering something for rush delivery when the company doesn't even get the package out the door for over a week. Or better yet, explain it to these guys.

Can't decide whether to

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Can't decide whether to play Joust or Pong? Well, JoustPong is just for you! [via BBSpot]

Yay! My favorite band

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Yay! My favorite band has made a movie!

I just found a

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I just found a pair of reviews for a letter-writing horror roleplaying game called De Profundis: Letters from the Abyss.

At the heart of many Lovecraft stories is the confession, the story, the correspondence, as embodied by “Call of Cthulhu” and “The Whisperer in Darkness”. This book proposes that the readers embark on a similar venture. Adopt a persona (1920s or contemporary) and begin writing to friends and others interested in this. Write in character. Slowly, amongst yourselves unveil a horror that haunts humanity. Intersperse the correspondence with normal correspondence, and bring others into your web – begin corresponding with other personas – reporters, archaeologists, police officials and others. Keep duplicates of all the letters. Keep a “Se7en” type journal possibly as well… Create a web of international correspondence, where you may never be certain how and where your little story can begin and end.

It seems to me that such a game would lend itself to a kind of group storytelling weblog; In fact, I think Rossi may have proposed such an idea in passing once. A while back, there was a weblog called Dark Currents where the author was gradually telling a supernatural horror tale "in character"; unfortunately, that site has long since disappeared. Maybe someday, once I've gotten a couple of other projects out of the way...

Nice to know Windows

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Nice to know Windows XP is up to Microsoft's usual standards of security.

Dan Bricklin sees the

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Dan Bricklin sees the Segway as a disruptive technology, and an idea whose initial implementation may not represent its full potential.

Movie I'm looking forward

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Movie I'm looking forward to next year: M. Night Shyamalan's Signs. I loved The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, and I can hardly weight to see his interpretation of crop circles. [via Oliver WIllis] P.S. Turns out Shyamalan's an unbeliever.

Universal starts trying to

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Universal starts trying to sell damaged goods to music listeners: a soundtrack CD that can only be played on certain computer hardware. This is, of course, the most recent act of an industry that seems determined to declare war on its customers, no matter how much ground they lose.

At 9:02 last night,

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At 9:02 last night, the company I work for switched to our new e-mail system.

At 8:48 this morning, we received our first warning to avoid opening e-mail from a virus-infected user.

Aaaaah. Exchange.

Will somebody please explain

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Will somebody please explain to me why a jar of rubber cement had to be confiscated (and presumably destroyed) in the name of airport security?

If you get BBC

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If you get BBC America, and you aren't watching Are You Dave Gorman? you should be.

In light of the

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In light of the first glowing reviews of the movie adaptation of The Fellowship of the Ring, I'd like to make a dire prediction. Somewhere, somehow, science fiction author David Brin is going to pop up and publish some overwrought article about how horrible it is that people are enjoying a *gasp* fantasy story instead of proper Hard Science Fiction. Furthermore, he'll find some way to compare multiple real people and/or fictional characters to Nazis. I may be proven wrong, but frankly, I'm surprised such a piece hasn't come out on the heels of the Harry Potter movie.

Strange Brew has a

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Strange Brew has a modest proposal that I'd love to see implemented. As things stand, you can specify <meta> tags in your web page to suggest search terms you want search engines to associate with your page. Alice wants a "go away" tag that will prevent your site from being associated with a given word or phrase. For example, I could specify that my pages aren't to be indexed under T-O-E S-U-C-K-I-N-G (I hope I've obfuscated that enough) so that the foot freaks wouldn't be directed here all the time. As I understand meta tags, what she suggests wouldn't require any changes to the spec; you can specify any name/content values you want. The problem is getting search engines to support it.

Insaniquarium is a truly

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Insaniquarium is a truly odd game, and a finalist in the Independent Games Festival. [via Ars]

I spent a big

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I spent a big chunk of the weekend in Retail Hell, trying to get done with my Christmas shopping. I have a bad tendency to stress out over Christmas shopping, made worse by having practically no significant free time all last week. I think I'm done with the shopping now, though I'm worried a mail-order package won't get here in time to ship off with travelling relatives, and I have a zillion things to wrap.

If this is what

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If this is what LEGO has come to in the year 2002, I think I'm going to cry. From the looks of it, the company has given up the last of its "building toy" cred and has switched almost entirely to what looks like modular action figures. [via LUGNET]

You have to dig

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You have to dig a while to see the author's real reasons for boycotting the Olympics:

The United States should boycott the Winter Games for a selfish reason as well: We're no good at these so-called sports. It's humiliating to celebrate an eighth-place finish in the luge. It's un-American to place eighth in anything. Are our boys fighting in Tora Bora so that we can finish eighth? If we're not pulling gold medals, we're letting Osama win. Why are the Summer Games so much fun? Because we rule them.

We should also quit so we don't have to pay attention to the dreary teams that do dominate the games. The countries that have won the most winter medals—besides the fourth-place United States—are Russia, Germany, Norway, Austria, Finland, Sweden, and Switzerland—not a one you'd want to spend the afternoon with. Their Olympic heroes are instantly forgettable. Who remembers Matti Nykanen? Bjorn Dahlie? The Protopopovs?

As far I can tell, this sort of self-centered xenophobia makes a much better argument that the Olympics should boycott us.
The Electric Transportation Industry Conference is showing some pretty impressive advances in alternative-powered vehicles, from highly efficient hybrids to soap-powered (well, sort of) fuel cells.

While most fuel cell vehicles store hydrogen as a gas, the Natrium generates its hydrogen on demand from sodium boro-hydride, a compound related to borax, a naturally occurring substance used in laundry detergent.

The Natrium generates non-toxic sodium borate as a byproduct, which can be reprocessed and reused in vehicles, according to Thomas Moore, vice president of DaimlerChrysler's Liberty and Technical Affairs group. Moore said that when the minivan is taken to a fueling station for a refill, the sodium borate will be simultaneously extracted. Tanker trucks would then pick up the sodium borate from the fuel stations and deliver it to regional processing plants.

I'm glad companies seem to putting a seriousl effort into developing alternate and more efficient uses of fuels, both for environmental reasons and in hopes of reducing out petroleum addiction.

Microsoft has released a

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Microsoft has released a major security patch for Internet Explorer versions 5.5 and 6. IE users should probably install it, and hope that it doesn't introduce more problems than it solves. [via The Reg]

I was in a

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I was in a bookstore this evening, and happened to glance over at the rack of "Lad" magazines. One of them — I think it was FHM, but I'm not entirely sure — proclaimed, on its cover, that this was "THE SEX ISSUE". If that's the case, can someone who actually reads it tell me what the other issues were about?

Everybody else is blogging

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Everybody else is blogging the addition of nearly twenty years' worth of USENET posts to the Google Groups archive, and pointing to their own posts. Not me. I've seen my own posts *shudder* and hope no one else still remembers the addresses I was posting under about ten years ago. All I can do is hope that these pages don't seem as horrendous ten years from now.

Once again the Sci-Fi

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Once again the Sci-Fi channel steps in to save what's left of an abandoned TV series. This time, it's going to be Strange World, of which only 3 of 13 recorded episodes were ever broadcast.

A genocide begins with

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A genocide begins with the killing of one man – not for what he has done, but because of who he is. A campaign of 'ethnic cleansing' begins with one neighbour turning on another. Poverty begins when even one child is denied his or her fundamental right to education. What begins with the failure to uphold the dignity of one life, all too often ends with a calamity for entire nations.

Kofi Annan, in his Nobel Peace Prize lecture. [via rc3]

Every now and then,

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Every now and then, when I go out for lunch, I end up eating in my car just so that I can continue listening to what's on the radio, usually some NPR program. Yesterday, it was Fresh Air; I got caught up in an interview with author Daniel "Lemony Snicket" Handler. There was also a light but enjoyable piece about weblogs from linguist Geoff Nunberg that might be worth a listen.

Maybe Rob Bender didn't

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Maybe Rob Bender didn't have the last word on Tora Bora; All your Bin Laden's Mountain Fortress are belong to us. [via LMG]

Despite the show's success,

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Despite the show's success, Smallville may be seeing a few changes in the second half of the season. As much as I like the show, I'd welcome a departure from the "Hellmouth" formula of cranking out a new Kryptonite-powered villain every week. The piece also hints at a visit by a young Bruce Wayne, which might renew fans' hopes for a sporadically rumored series about the future dark knight. [via Sci-Fi Wire]

Now that I've had

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Now that I've had some sleep, here's my account of yesterday's excitement:

St. Charles is a quiet town just across the Missouri River from St. Louis County. It has a picturesque little "old town" Main Street a block off the riverfront, with lots of little antique shops, boutiques, and cafes; they even have period-costumed carolers on weekends during the Christmas season. There are also a number of professional offices on Main Street, including those of Quilogy, the technical consulting and training company that MiTek uses from time to time. This week, a cow orker and I were taking a class in SQL Server programming, in the second building south of Jefferson on Main.

We were working on the final chapter of the course, discussing query optimization, when we started hearing sirens getting very close. Suddenly, we heard four loud reports; while we were trying to figure out whether they were gunshots or mechanical noises, we heard another fusillade that removed any doubt. The shots sounded very close, so we all hit the floor, staying below the level of the brick part of the wall while we tried to figure out what was going on. After things stayed quiet for several minutes, we made our way to the front of the building where a crowd had gathered and rumors were flying.

Apparently, a high-speed chase had just been stopped just east of Main on Jefferson. The driver of the stopped car had allegedly been talking to the cops surrounding him, with a gun in his hand, for a couple of minutes when he made the fatally stupid mistake of pointing his gun at one of them. He never got a shot off; the poice all had clear shots to hit him without harming any bystanders, although a couple of parked cars were hit.

It took a while for everything to calm down, but eventually we finished up the class, at least as well as we could concentrate under the circumstances.

This is what happened

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This is what happened right around the corner from my SQL class this afternoon.

Any Civilization III fans

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Any Civilization III fans out there might want to check out the latest patch.

Someone just got shot,

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Someone just got shot, just around the corner from the building where I'm taking class. Even though we all had a "hit the floor" moment when we realized that yes, those really were gunshots we just heard, everybody here is fine. More details later.

The Sci-Fi channel is

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The Sci-Fi channel is working on an epic miniseries called Taken, about alien abductions (from Reticulan apologist Stephen Spielberg), to be shown at the end of next year. I find it interesting that Eric Close has been cast, in light of one of his earlier roles. The new miniseries "weaves together the stories of three families over three generations and their roles in the history of alien abductions." In the final episode of Dark Skies, Close's charcter, Majestic agent John Loengard, learns that many alien abductions seem to be of members of three particular bloodlines (including that of Ronald Reagan). I've never seen this idea as a common theme in UFO mythology, outside of the TV series.

If there wasn't an

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If there wasn't an anti-war-on-terrorism movement, the warmongers would have to invent it. Overall, this is a pretty good article, but I do question one particular statement. Weisberg writes, "Among Democratic elected officials, the only opponent of the war is Rep. Barbara Lee of Berkeley, Calif." Is this really an accurate depiction of Lee's position? While she's been blasted by pro-war politicians and pundits for being the sole opposing vote in Congress against one particular bill, I was under the impression that she was more concerned with the degree of power being given to the President and his cabinet than opposed to the war effort itself.

As much as I

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As much as I love the ISP formerly known as Illuminati Online, I'm seriously tempted to set up sites on a new host, just because IO's prices go up dramatically when you have your own domain name. It's been floating around the back of my mind for months, and thanks to Cam, I'm seriously thinking about moving to Cornerhost with the next version of the blog. Setting up a domain there look to be be cheaper than adding a domain to my current account.

I had one of

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I had one of the wierdest frickin' dreams last night. All I remember now is a handful of disjointed images:
  • Some sort of (alien?) plants that grew like kudzu on steroids, especially when growing in animal (and human) tissue
  • An ocean, possibly on another world, covered over with glass, possibly to keep the aforementioned plants contained
  • Living in a house in a residential neighborhood (vaguly like my grandmother's) where something (meteorites? planes?) kept crashing into other homes, and being reassured that this was perfectly normal.
I don't remember the logic or plot that tied these things together; I'm not even sure they were tied together in any way that would make sense in the waking world.

The first online personality

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The first online personality test in a while that I've felt like posting:

If I were a work of art, I would be Vincent Van Gogh's The Starry Night.

I am a tiny village at peace while overhead rages the tumult of the heavens. Objects whirl and flash around me in a fevered haze only partially reflected in reality while I remain grounded and secure in my isolation.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test


[via David Chess]

Rob Bender has the

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Rob Bender has the latest intel on Osama's previously mentioned Secret Mountain FortressTM (batteries not included).

Finally, someone has created

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Finally, someone has created the Outlook plug-in we've all been waiting for: a DLL that will shut off HTML rendering and therefore block most, if not all, of webscript-based intruders. Of course, an ideal solution would be for Microsoft to design its HTML rendering engine to use an appropriate subset of HTML for a given context; text formatting tags might be nice for mail, if you could exclude script tags.

A-Tard gives good rant

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A-Tard gives good rant on post-9/11 flag fashion, and says a lot of the things I've been afraid to say about the flag — or more to the point, people's treatment of it — for a long time.

Sure, assholes like this are the exception, but he makes for a stellar example, not just of how meaningless symbols can be in the hands of the clueless, but how the improper use of symbols degrades their meaning. I could never quite articulate just why all this flag flying bothered me, but now I know: when the display of the American flag becomes a fad, a mindless display, a pompous badge, it turns that act from something noble and purposeful to something as vacuous as wearing a t-shirt with a Nike swoosh. I have more respect for those who burn the flag in protest than guys like Minivan Man; the flag-burners at least recognize the importance of the flag, even if they reject what it stands for.

I don't fly a flag myself, or bear any of the related symbols like red-white-and-blue ribbons, partly because I feel that if you want to use such an important symbol, you need to do so with greater care than I believe I could manage. I've seen a lot of examples of patriotic cluelessness over the past few months — car-based flags that obstruct the driver's view, etc. The worst I've encountered was the pickup truck in a parking lot with a number of huge American flags (including a pair flying from the back that I had to fight my way through to get out of my car) and a couple of Confederate flags.

I've been pretty ambivalent about the Confederate flag for a long time. I come from Mississippi, where the state flag incorporates a Confederate flag, and it was ever-present as I was growing up. It was so ubiquitous that it never had much meaning for me. At best, it means "home" in a way that only other Southerners seem to understand, with all the good and bad that implies; I suspect that's what it means to most of those who choose to fly it. Over the past few years, I've seen a lot of protest from those who revile that flag as a symbol of repression; I can hardly disagree, except to say that, to many people, it's more complicated than that. My attitude towards the debate over the flag is that I'd be glad to see it go, just to end the divisiveness; I've never been upset over the flag itself.

But somehow, seeing the Confederate and American flags together on that truck really offended me. It seemed like someone was putting on a show of embracing one symbol, but without putting enough thought or care into it to abandon other, incompatible symbols. And I think that has finally burned any remaining positive feeling for the Confederate flag right out of me.

I think Dan is

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I think Dan is probably right; this schematic of Bin Laden's hideout probably has more basis in cheesy spy flicks than in military intelligence. I'm just surprised the artist didn't include a tank of mutant sea bass.

For anybody out there

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For anybody out there who reads David Chess's weblog, and has wondered where the site has been for the past several days, David recounts his tale of woe at his log's new temporary home. It seems that his hosting service has crawled into a hole and pulled the hole in after itself.

Anybody remember the urban

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Anybody remember the urban legend floating around a few years ago claiming that your CDs would sound better if you colored them with a green magic marker? I'll bet the same people who fell for that one will be oiling their PDAs before long.

Did I mention that

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Did I mention that I'm in class all week? I'm in class all week.

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