May 2002 Archives

Bad News

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I just got the news that my grandmother has had a stroke.

At 92, she's my only surviving grandparent. She's bounced back from a lot of things nobody expected her to in the past, and they say there are pretty good drugs to help stroke victims recover these days. But her health hasn't been great these last few years, and she's said she doesn't want to go on if she's too sick to live a good life.

My dad is on his way, and my uncle is heading down to Mississippi in the morning. Meanwhiled, I'm scheduled to leave for a week-long business trip to the wilds of North Carolina on Sunday. If there were any good it would do, I could probably get out of my trip, despite my boss being on vacation and the co-worker I'm travelling with being too young to rent a car. But it's only a question of where I'd be waiting helplessly, so I'm still planning on making my trip as scheduled.

I just don't know what else to do.

Ghost of a New Machine

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Kevin C. Murphy has finally found a new, non-GeoCities home for his Ghost in the Machine weblog. Hope the new neighborhood is nice.

Map sites still suck.

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I'm off on a trip next week, and trying to get driving directions from the usual suspects. Mapping technology still leaves a bit to be desired, since every site seems to recognize either my hotel, or the plant I'm visiting, but not both, as a valid address. Argh.

Head. Wall. Bang.

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It's just been one of those weeks, folks.
The longstanding rumor that Britney will be on Buffy rears its ugly-because-it-tries-too-hard-to-be-pretty head once again. [via O-Dub] No, that sucking sound you hear does not seem to involve blood. And just when the tail end of this season seemed to be getting the show back on track, too.
It's long been claimed by "chaoticians" that the fluttering of a butterfly's wing can affect the development of a hurricane on the other side of the world. That may be truer than even they suspected, if microbes have developed the ability to manipulate weather to their own advantage. [via Boing Boing]

Betrayal!

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I thought I was upset when my TiVo accidentally recorded an episode of a show I despise (Survivor). Imagine if it recorded such a program against my wishes and wouldn't let me delete it for a week. Unfortunately, British TiVo subscribers don't have to imagine such a scenario; their PVR's recorded an episode of a new series that few of them had intended to record. [via TV Barn]

TiVo defended the new "Advanced Content" feature, insisting that it doesn't adversely affect a viewer's usage of the system. Sponsored programmes are recorded on a reserved section of the hard disk, and only if the viewer isn't watching or recording something else.

Perhaps this isn't quite as bad as it sounds, if the recording doesn't cut into the user's normally available space, but I'd be out for blood if it displaced any of my deliberately recorded or saved shows. The TiVo folks certainly aren't doing themselves any favors if they aren't making it clear to users that this is only taking up "reserved" space. This incident makes me wonder if execs have any understanding of what TiVo subscribers want, and what they expect to get for their money.

Plugging Away

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Analog-to-Digital Converters (ADCs) aren't quite as common as magic markers, but they are another versatile, readliy available, widely used technology. And, because they could possibly be used to duplicate copyrighted media, the media distribution industry wants to clamp down on their use. [via BoingBoing]

Analog-to-digital converters (ADCs) are the building blocks of modern digital technology. An ADC's job is to take samples of the strength (amplitude) of some analog signal (light, sound, motion, temperature) at some interval (frequency) and convert the results to a numerical value. ADCs are embedded in digital scanners, samplers, thermometers, seismographs, mice and other pointer devices, camcorders, cameras, microscopes, telescopes, modems, radios, televisions, cellular phones, walkie-talkies, light-meters and a multitude of other devices. In general, ADCs are generic and interchangeable -- that is, a high-frequency ADC from a sound-card is potentially the same ADC that you'll find in a sensitive graphics tablet.

The objective of a law like this is to make "unauthorized" synonymous with "illegal." In the world of copyright, there are many uses that are legal, even -- especially -- if they are unauthorized, for example, the fair-use right to quote a work for critical purposes. Any critic -- a professor, a reporter, even an individual with a personal website -- may lawfully copy parts of copyrighted works in a critical discussion. Such a person may scan in part of a magazine article, record a snatch of music from a CD or a piece of a film or television show in the lawful course of making a critical work.

Virtually everything in our world is copyrighted or trademarked by someone, from the facades of famous sky-scrapers to the background music at your local mall. If ADCs are constrained from performing analog-to-digital conversion of all watermarked copyrighted works, you might end up with a cellphone that switches itself off when you get within range of the copyrighted music on your stereo; a camcorder that refuses to store your child's first steps because he is taking them within eyeshot of a television playing a copyrighted cartoon; a camera that won't snap your holiday moments if they take place against the copyrighted backdrop of a chain store such as Starbucks, which forbids on-premises photography because its fixtures are proprietary works.

Anil notes that while debate on these important technology and political issues is growing on the net, there is little in meainstream media. Is that because the companies who publish said media have vested interests which appear to oppose the public interest?

Going to the chapel

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I'm off to attend a wedding this weekend. One of my favorite cousins is getting remarried Saturday in a small, private (just relatively close relatives on each side) ceremony at a nice resort in Lake of the Ozarks. Her fiancee is a really great guy, who seems to be a perfect match for her. And they met through an online dating service. I guess somethimes these things work out whatever Salon might have to say on the matter.

Buzz Bar

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Some geeks will caffienate anything. [via Now This]

Tornado Wrangling

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Despite my remarks about Freedom Force yesterday, the games at the Electronic Entertainment Expo I'm really interested in are sequels to my favorite building/management sims. Both Roller Coaster Tycoon II and Sim City 4 are in the pipe, and there are some neat movies up of the latter. The tornado video (complete with flying cows) is especially cool.

Just Another Victim

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This joke story on Sony's attempts to criminalize magic markers would be funny if I didn't think they'd try it.

Many pundits were surprised by the Hollings bill. "Normally Senator Hollings only introduces legislation when it's in support of Disney. This support of the Sony Corporation is a welcome change and shows the bi-partisanship of the Senator."

[via jessajune, on Fury]

For Freedom!

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Now that there's finally a superhero computer game worth playing, gamers naturally want a way to play their traditional favorites. Freedom Force has a powerful enough character editor to reproduce most character designs and powers, and I'm sure there are lots of fan-created skins and characters floating around the web. However, the word from E3 is that Irrational may be in talks with DC Comics to create a licensed expansion pack featuring DC's characters. Awesome.

Dead Man's Party

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One old staple of the thriller and mystery genres is that of a letter (or some other relevant document) left with a trusted authority to be released if something happens to the author. (A recent example was on the TV series Alias, in which the reporter character left behind an exposé of SD-6 to be published if he disappeared.) Of course, this is a task that would seem to lend itself to computer automation. I'm not sure if this was the only motivation for the creation of Dead Man's Switch, a Windows program which will send e-mail, post web pages, etc. if not reset within a certain period of time. Still, it's a neat idea. I'm just wondering if there's any kind of nice perl script available (which would run on Linux with a nice web interface) that would serve the same purpose. I know, I'm sure I could easily write such a thing myself, especially if I understood crontab.

24

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dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit

*counts*

dammit
Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed that magic markers violate the DMCA.

It will be interesting to see how the entertainment industry responds to this one. The industry and the U.S. courts have been very clear on their position: a device which circumvents protection schemes is illegal under the DMCA, regardless of any legitimate uses it may have. The industry, it seems, must either (1) take the marker manufacturers to court, or (2) admit that, perhaps, some tools capable of circumvention might have uses that don't involve letting pirates take over the world. Which will it be?

[via Baylink — he's ba-ack!]

Rotten Apples?

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Anybody who reads this site knows that I have no love for copy-protected audio discs (which are not CD's). However, I still want to know what the hell is so horribly wrong with Apple's CD drives that they can permanently break if a user tries to play such a disc. I can only think of two possiblities:
  1. Apple's drives are so poorly engineered that they lack fault tolerance, and could just as easily be wrecked by a damaged or improperly-burned CD.
  2. Apple is deliberately working with the copy-protection developers to further penalize consumers who expect to be able to play music within the limitations of fair use.
If somebody can offer me some alternative and more innocent explanation, I really want to believe Apple is better than this.

Fangs for the memories.

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One of my guilty pleasures is that I occasionally enjoy soap operas, if they're weird enough. Which explains my fondness for Twin Peaks, professional wrestling, the Americanized Robotech, and Dark Shadows.
I'm not the kind of person who'd ever look up hints for a computer adventure game, but if you are, you might find the Universal Hint System useful. For people who — unlike myself — need help getting past seemingly complicated or tedious puzzles, the site offers help. Supposedly (I can't vouch for this myself, you see) the site will gradually reveal as little or as much assistance as a game player wants. It's amazing what you can stumble across when you're certainly not searching the web for game hints.

Vanilla Gorilla

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The new bottled Vanilla Coke that the Coca-Cola company started pushing a few weeks ago has reached the St. Louis market. I wish I could say that was a good thing. Because I enjoy a good fountain vanilla Coke on occasion, I picked up a bottle when I saw it at the local QuikTrip. If I'd tried it in a blind taste test, I certainly would have known that it wasn't Coke Classic; however, I would have had a hard time telling it apart from an inferior cream soda. Sort of like the bottled Cherry Coke, the "added" flavor heavily overpowered the cola taste. To be honest, I don't know if I can blame this on Coca-Cola; it may just be that a homogeneous bottled drink can't duplicate the subtleties of adding a flavored syrup to a simple drink. I do know that I'd rather stick to regular Coke with a shot of flavored syrup, or perhaps a good bottled cream soda (like IBC, or the local Fitz's) if I want a pure vanilla drink.
The always-worth-reading David Chess expands upon his earlier remarks on hardware-enforced copyright protection usage limitations.

What if I had no interest whatever in copying or otherwise having anything to do with any product of the Disney Empire, and simply wanted to use (or to build) a general-purpose computer made by people whose resources had been put into making it more useful to me, rather than by people who'd been forced to piss away man-years making it obedient to Disney?

Damn, I wish I could articulate my feelings on DRM issues as well as Chess can.
Does anybody else suspect that it's the entertainment industry keeping Apple Computers alive? After all, TV and movie producers seem to like the prettiest-looking computers on screen, at least for the good guys.

Uncharted Territories

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My uncle now has the Dish Network, which gives him a wider variety of channels than he's ever had before. Naturally, he's still trying to get used to the system (and I'm trying to find ways to exploit his access to channels I don't have). At the moment, the important thing is that he now receives the Sci-Fi Channel, so I can finally try to addict him to one of the best SF series on TV, Farscape.

By breaking all the rules, the producers and cast of Farscape have given television a new kind of space opera. It's more honest, more emotional, and a lot more exciting. The sort of risks Farscape takes are exactly what Star Trek needs to produce a great series again — and exactly what Trek's carefully guarded cash-cow status will never permit. Which makes John Crichton and company the only TV space crew boldly going where no one has gone before.

A Japanese cryptographer has developed a technique to fool fingerprint scanners with some easily available tools and a bit of patience.
The WB has announced, along with their fall season schedule, a possible midseason replacement called The O'Keefes.

The WB has also ordered "The O'Keefes" as a midseason replacement, a comedy about two eccentric parents (Judge Reinhold, Kristin Nelson) who send their home-schooled children into the public school system.

Oh, that branch of the family. If a fat computer geek shows up on the show as the Reinhold character's cousin, I will have to kill somebody.
Did anyone else watch the last minute of the next-to-last episode of 24 last night?

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I'm not posting spoilers for anyone who didn't see it, but I'm sure a summary will be up at TWP in the next day or so. Now I have to reevaluate most of what happened in the series's first 23 hours in terms of the Big Revalation. One more hour to go.

Fin(anci)al Fantasy X

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If you've been waiting for Sony to drop the price of the PlayStation 2, wait no longer. If only I hadn't just had to purchase a new motherboard...

Greedy CD's

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Anybody remember the old urban legend about coloring your CD's with a magic marker in order to improve sound quality? Now it seems that a similar technique can be used to break CD copy protection. Does this mean that possession of magic markers and electrical tape can now be considered a criminal offense under the DMCA?

"Menus Behaving Badly"

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A couple of months ago, I pointed to a piece on BMW's planned "improvement" in user interfaces. Now that some people are getting hands-on experience with the new interface, it seems to be just as bad as I feared.

Though intended to be intuitive, iDrive is maddening, especially at first. The hardware becomes easier to use with practice, but just as you get the hang of it you run into some exasperating quirk of the software: you call up menus just to tune the radio or adjust the air flow. If you've wondered what a car from Microsoft might be like, the 7 offers a clue. You half expect it to ask, "Where do you want to go today?"

[via CamWorld]

Withdrawal Symptoms

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I appear to have a working computer once again.

Throop It Up!

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Just to be clear, posting a copyrighted work, in its entirety, without permission, is bad and evil and wrong. It can be funny, though, if it's an old Kelvin Throop epistolary piece I read in Analog way back when.
It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between mega-churches and mega-malls these days. And the parishoners who spend more and more of their lives in these environments may be isolating themselves even further from anyone who's different from them:

The churches reflect a desire by congregants for "a universe where everything from the temperature to the theology is safely controlled," Dr. Ballmer said. "They don't have to worry about finding schools, social networks or a place to eat. It's all prepackaged."

Though many of the churches, which are largely in the South and Midwest, are involved in missionary work, their congregants may be able to isolate themselves from the greater community %u2014 to engage in a kind of "Christian cocooning," said Dr. Bill J. Leonard, dean and professor of church history at Wake Forest University in Winston-Salem, N.C.

[via BoingBoing]
If skipping or ignoring commercials is a crime, that implies that a number of other common activities must be crimes as well. [via Slate] The article fails to mention the most chilling implication of Mr. Kellner's remarks: By his interpretation, television viewers are legally and morally obligated to watch Carrot Top each and every time AT&T wants to hawk collect calling. The horror.

Hunting the Gerrymander

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Often, the most useful prespective on a a system comes from outside it. Leave it to the international (but London-based) magazine The Economist to provide an interesting viewpoint on the arcane geometry and geography of American congressional redistricting. [via Risks]

Meltdown

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All of a sudden, my home computer seems determined to self-destruct; I started having video problems over the weekend. It looks like I might be able to get things working by tweaking my I/O voltage (if I can do so without the help of the BIOS). I don't have much hope, though, since I've never had any problem before. Instead, I'm afraid I might need to start replacing components. At least I have the Ars system guide to consult for suggestions.

General Annoyance

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David Chess has a good analysis today of how the CPDTPA (or, as he calls it, the "Hollings-Disney Act") proposes the end of the production of general-purpose computers.

Someone suggested that it's always been a crime to use a computer to violate copyright, so this isn't anything big and new. But I think it is. It's like the difference between making it illegal to drive over 65 miles per hour, and making it illegal to make a car that is capable of going over 65 miles per hour. It's like the difference between making it illegal to shout "fire" in a crowded theater, and making it illegal to sell any megaphone through which someone might shout "fire" in a crowded theater.

Yes, I did go see Spider-Man today, and yes, it Failed to Suck. While it may not have been the Second Coming of superhero movies, it was definitely a fantastic flick, and one that I highly recommend.

Ad Nausaeum

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There's a new commercial on TV that I wish I had skipped over, whether it's stealing or not. The new Chevrolet SUV ad — the one that ends "Take That, Mother Nature!" — makes me ashamed that I own any Chevy vehicle, no matter the fuel consumption. Indifference to the environmental, economic, and political effects of high-fuel-consumption vehicles is bad enough, but I find pandering to anti-environmental attitudes repellent.

Takes one to know one.

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Millions of workers are expected to skip work when Star Wars: Episode II premieres in a couple of weeks. Wow. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

By the way, did I mention that I have a vacation day scheduled for tomorrow? See ya.
I'd be happier if this were on a channel I could get (although I may have to talk to my uncle who's about to get the Dish Network), but at least somebody is bringing Max Headroom out of mothballs. [via Now This]

"Max Headroom" was the first, and so far the only, cyberpunk TV series. It was characterized by intelligent scripts, a quirky sense of humor, some serious speculation about the power and ethics of television, and a slightly satirical but intricately realized vision of the future with a gritty, "Brazil"-like, "retro-tech" style. It had frequent references to traditional cyberpunk concepts such as "ice," "flatline," and "nanotechnology," and some very good computer-generated special effects (mostly done on Amiga 1000s). Being an intelligent and sophisticated series, it was, of course, cancelled after one season.

Persistent rumors claimed that the series was cancelled not due to the usual ratings or cast problems, but because network execs didn't like what the show had to say about the media. Current events make the future envisioned by the series look quite prophetic; I'm sure Jamie Kellner would love to introduce blipverts to foil those eeevil commercial-skipping thieves.
With any luck, the same thing that happens to everyone else. Despite her overwrought portrayal of Storm in the first X-Men movie, Halle Berry may be delaying production of the sequel with an attempt to renegotiate her contract.
Looks like Eminem wants to be the test case for the recording industry's copy protection plans. Not that I would have bought his album even if he had chosen to release it on CD. (Because after all, current copy-protection schemes are based on violating the defined standards for encoding compact discs.) I have even less use for audio recordings that I can't transfer from one medium to another for my own use than I do for Eminem's type of music.

You Don't Know Jack

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Samurai Jack on the Cartoon Network is already my pick for the greatest action cartoon I've ever seen. The vidiots over at TeeVee take a look at where Jack succeeds while the new Justice League series fails.

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