Dude, Where's My Cape II: Batman Punk'd
Ashton Kutcher must die.
I can't stomach the rumors any more. First, he's said to be under consideration to star in a proposed Superman flick. Now, Warner Brothers wants to cast That '70s Dimwit as the Dark Knight in their next attempt to ruin the Batman franchise — and possibly superhero movies in general — for all time.
Right now, ESPN is running a poll to determine the most overrated person alive. Originally, I was hoping for an all-J-Lo final bracket, since Ms. Lopez is incredibly overrated in the fields of both music and drama. However, with her elimination from both trees, the true path is clear. Please join me in taking the poll and help to cement Mr. Kutcher's deserved position in obscurity as soon as possible. Future generations will be grateful — or better yet, be spared knowing what they need to be grateful for.
Word is, because Kutcher signed on for a 2-year extension on That 70's Show, he's out of the Batman running. Booyah.
I think Nolan wants Guy Pearce anyway.
man, im glad im not the only one who feels this way. I cant put my finger on it, but for some damn reason i HATE kutcher. the best news we'd hear about him is that hes dead. he should spare the whole of humanity and just quit appearing anywhere. can a person be moe annoying? is it really possible. well lets keep out fingers crossed, maybe some lunatic fan will all save us the agonizing possibility of seeing him in another god awful movie or on that mindless Mtv show, and shoot his sorry ass....... if anyone ever deserved a hatred web site, it has got to be him.
DIE KUTCHER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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