A Boy Named Two

By Brennan O'Keefe on February 4, 2004 11:05 PM |
Would somebody please track down Mr. Jon Blake Cusack of Holland, Michigan, and kick the crap out of him? Like, every day for the next month? Just to give him a taste of the fate to which he has doomed his son, Jon Blake Cusack 2.0 as soon as the poor kid enters school? I mean, when I was growing up, I had some issues with the unique name my parents gave me. At least they loved me enough not to make my name into a gorram joke.

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