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According to Pete, the first episode of the BBC's new Doctor Who series has escaped into the wild as a torrent.
Now, I would never advocate for people to go out and download a good BitTorrent client, if they don't already have one they like. I wouldn't even consider suggesting that they start poking around torrent guide scites for files with innocuous names like rose1.avi. And I certainly wouldn't ask them to download and watch such a file if it were to exist. Because that would be wrong.
Even if I were to perform any of these actions, I certainly wouldn't start burning copies to pass around to friends.
As a side note, if it weren't cheesy, it wouldn't be Doctor Who, now would it? Hypothetically, of course.

Doctor who rules!